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Totaka’s Song in Wii Sports FOUND!

Finally! After the five whole months that the Wii and Wii Sports have been available the location of Totaka’s Song has finally been uncovered.

Totaka Wii Sports
Kazumi Totaka’s name in the Wii Sports Manual

What’s that you say? You don’t know what Totaka’s Song is? To fully appreciate it I recommend you take a look at PhilBond’s videos (from powet.tv) about where it can be found in other games.

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After you’ve educated yourself, boot up your Wii and follow the instructions inside to hear the song in Wii Sports yourself! “How to find Totaka’s Song in Wii Sports Guide” inside!

How to find Totaka’s Song in Wii Sports

Step 0: Make sure you have your Wii Remote speaker volume all the way up! : )

Step 1: Create a special Mii with the following attributes.

  1. Gender: Male
  2. Nickname: Totaka
  3. Birthday: 04/01
  4. Mii Creator: Kazumi
  5. Favorite: Yes

Totaka Mii
Everything else, including favorite color, mingle, and appearance is not important. Our Mii is vaguely looks like Totaka Kazumi just because we wanted it to.

Step 2: Save and exit the Mii channel.

Step 3: Load up Wii Sports.

Step 4: Get to the Main Menu.

Step 5: Select Wii Fitness (green graph button).

Step 6: Change your Mii over to the new Totaka Mii you’ve just created.

Step 7: Do your (or Totaka’s) fitness for the day. It doesn’t matter what sports you get.

Step 8: Get any Wii Fitness Age under 50, which shouldn’t be too hard. It’s easy in fact.

Step 9: Once you’ve seen your score Press A and wait on the score card screen with the “Done” button showing

** DON’T HIT DONE YET**

Step 10: Now find a table or a flat surface and position your controller like so

Totaka's Song Wii Sports Wii Remote
Upside down and pointing at the TV

Totaka's Song Wii Sports

Just as importantly the on-screen pointer finger MUST rest on the done button.

It’s important to note that if you move the Wii Remote too much and don’t have it upside down the egg doesn’t work, so hold it there or move a table to make it easy on yourself.

Also, don’t walk in-between the controller and the sensor bar. If you do the pointer finger goes away and you have to start over again from step 3. Don’t move the cursor off the “Done” button either.

Now have it hold that position for exactly 3 minutes and 10 seconds and listen carefully to the controller.

Totaka’s Song will play out of the controller speaker!

If you have any comments, questions, or problems, please leave a comment below so we can help out and add some extra parameters to the guide so others can find it easier!

36 Responses

  1. SputteringNinja

    Holy crap. I cant wait to try this out!

  2. Doesn't Work

    Nice April Fools joke, guys. Next time, lets be serious as to if we found it or not, shall we?

  3. Phil Bond

    I laughed.

  4. kingj

    YOU. WOULD. HAVE. TO. BE. RE. TAR. DED. TO. BELIEVE. THAT. IS. HOW. YOU. FIND. IT. IN. WII. SPORTS. BEEEEEEEEEEEP. YA’LL.

  5. kingj

    i’ll say

  6. kingj

    guys, listen. I was just at http://www.wii.com. There was a interview from the dev team for the Wii Shop Channel. they said that Totake-san composed the music. Totake? Totaka? we should check The Wii Shop Channel for Totaka’s Song.

  7. NINTENDOGAMER17

    Ha! To think you almost got me on that one – I was acutally moving my coffee table in front of the TV and setting things up to do this. Good one! :D

    Then I came back and read through the comments… : )

  8. Killa Boy

    :p you lied! Lying isn’t nice! *cries*

  9. NINTENDOGAMER17

    @Killa Boy – You didn’t ACTUALLY go through all that did you???

    I figured it out about half way through. :D

  10. Person

    Meanie.

  11. ivan

    Jesus, I mean I was holding the wiimote for 3 minutes and Totaka’s Song didnt even come up. @$$hole!

  12. keith

    WHERE IS IT THEN!!!!

  13. Okoa

    I was seriously about to start this….then I just happened to look at the date that this article was published, and suspicions arose. Then I saw the comments, and….yeah.

    But hey, I thought it was pretty funny. And even Phil liked it, too. Great stuff….

  14. Rubbendel

    04/01.. 4 its april or its the day? Thank you

  15. Rubbendel

    Ahhhhhhhh… good joke :{

  16. Max

    NICE JOKE! I LOVED IT! Oh and ivan DONT CALL ALEX AN @$$HOLE!!!!!!!!!

  17. Nick

    I’m a prancing RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. The Muffinator 3

    wow. I was about to try this, too. but then I saw it was posted on April first…

  19. ChReNiC

    Ooooh, nice…

    NICE JOKE!

    HAW HAW HAW!

  20. kiddvillian

    i hate you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    =(

  21. Quinn Kyle Foxx

    I played this joke as an april fools on kiddvillan! :)

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Hallo dude

    wow phil bond was here

  23. Tom

    god u idiot, U make people waste 10 minutes of their life reading how to do the god damned thing. then break their backs leaning with an ear jammed against a wii remote. Dude get a life

  24. アタリ [romaji: Ataru]

    I didn’t notice the date until after I tried it. I later looked up the Totaka Kazumi’s birth of date: he was born 23/8.

  25. Anonymous

    lol i just read it now and was gona try it(got me hopes up 8() then i scrolled down 2 read the comments…
    it still hasent been found yet right?…

  26. Anonymous

    haha very funny

  27. sam

    anonymous what the hells so funny?

  28. Dan

    I went through all that,then when it didn’t work,I checked the comments…

  29. Geen

    Over three years after this joke was posted and it’s still fooling people, as you just got me. Well done.

  30. Geen

    Over three years after this joke was posted and it’s still fooling people, as you just got me. Well done!

  31. vic

    omg! i think i found that kotakis ssong or whatever!
    if ur level pro at golf, not expert!, get a hole in 1, and it plays this funky song, if you leave it on the result screen for 1 muinuite!
    i dont know what kotamis song sounds like anyway, but it isnt a wii sport song so it might be

    1. Aura

      Do you have a capture device or at least a cam corder to record with? If so do you think you could try it again and record it and post it on youtube? (Don’t have the patience myself xD)
      BTW, It’s called Totaka’s Song =)

  32. Aura

    I actually believed this and was about to try it until I read the comments.
    SOFTWARE PIRATES NEED TO GET THEIR BUTTS OFF LINKS AWAKENIG AND SOMEHOW GET INTO THE CODE OF THIS GAME TO SEE IF TOTAKA’S SONG REALLY IS IN THIS GAME SO WE CAN MAKE SURE WE’RE NOT JUST WAISTING OUR TIIIIIME!!!!!

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